I love Pargin's writing, and have since I first read him on Cracked.com many years ago. The Zoey Ashe series is maniacally funny while also doing some good work delivering a view of the difficulty and nuance of human existence. But I swear to any available gods, he reverse engineered this book just to get to a scenario where it would be plausible for a flying dismembered penis to smack someone in the face.