This was more of a game of "how much of Twilight can I remember"? and "can I write better than this? I sure hope so."

Anyway, I just kept comparing what I remembered from the book (very little) and the movie (shockingly very little, I even started to doubt I ever watched it).

I find it so funny how people are astounded over how weird of a character Edward Cullen is and I'm just like are y'all surprised?

The saddest part about this book is that the backstories of the Cullen families are so much more interesting. Pretty sure any of the backstories of the vampire couples were unironically "still a better love story than twilight."