Content warning 58/
> ..."And so one at a time we all become human - human werewolves, human dwarfs, human trolls… the melting pot melts in one direction only, and so we make progress."
Heavy stuff: you're equals in Ankh-Morpork ON THE CONDITION that you act human.
Content warning 59/
So surely there's also plenty of room for bad, old-fashioned human-on-human racism.
Pratchett thought so, too. Jingo (1997) is a sharp rebuttal to, "Racism is not a problem on the Discworld."
Content warning 60/
Take the characterisation of 71-Hour Ahmed, bodyguard to the Klatchian Prince Khufarah. From Sam Vimes' perspective, Ahmed acts every bit the stereotype, compared to the honourable, educated Prince. The eye dialect and clunky Morporkian comes out in full force (👇):
Content warning 61/
> “If hyou changing your mind, offendi, I give hyou twenty-five camels, no problem,” he said, pulling a clove from his teeth. “May your hloins be full of fruit.”
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> “I go, I hcome back,” he growled happily. “The Prince hsays the degree is Doctor of Sweet Fanny Adams. A hwizard wheeze, yes? Oh, how we are laughing.”
Content warning 63/
At the start, Ankh-Morpork and Klatch are in diplomatic dispute over what to do about the newly-emerged island of Leshp, smack-dab in the middle of their waters.
Content warning 64/
We read the hum-drum, everyday racism and xenophobia through the mouths of Sergeant Colon and Corporal Nobby Nobbs
> “And o’course, they’re not the same color as what we are,” said Colon. “Well…as me, anyway,” he added…
Content warning 65/
> “Constable Visit’s pretty brown,” said Nobby. “I never seen him run away. If there’s a chance of giving someone a religious pamphlet ole Washpot’s after them like a terrier.”
Content warning 66/
> “Ah, but Omnians are more like us,” said Colon. [...] "Just the same as us underneath.
Never underestimate anyone's capacity to discriminate against foreigners over the tiniest things - especially Colon, the median voter in a 'one man, one vote' city state (👇):
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> "…Whereas we’re more civilized, see, and we got a lot more stuff around to count, so we invented numbers. It’s like…well, they say the Klatchians invented astronomy—”
“Al-tronomy,” said Nobby helpfully.
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> “No, no…no, Nobby, I reckon they’d discovered esses by then, probably nicked ’em off’f us…anyway, they were bound to invent astronomy, ’cos there’s bugger all else for them to look at but the sky.
