Services Rendered
January 14, 2026
moving in hasn’t even started yet when I hear shouting
my slow steps from my apartment above the shop give time
but alas, no further information, though blood on the walls
two clear arcs and small spatters, suggest a decisive battle
at the counter, ignoring dust and empty open register
my cat, who would say of me, my human, shoulder washes
shunning all imprecations, their glorious fluffness unruffled
yelling continues in syncopated rage, a ragtime of fury
your studio sir
is unhygienic
my piercing
is but slashes
your disregard
nay, hastened lack
of all things decent
takes me aback
but soft and scornful, proper cat, Sir Thomas Stabsworth
turns his head, ignoring tirade, flexing claws into oak deck
madam, says I, perhaps you could explain your straits
my shop is remains as yet unopened, your presence
while later welcome, at this moment only adds confusion
to a morning when my caffeine infusion hasn’t reached me yet
what led you to suspect we pierced, for fierce though Stabsworth be
his specialty is ceramic filigree, and apologies, also mousing
your studio sir
clear as be day
is where all piercers
ever stay
do not defy
my patience thin
nor try again
a slashing
be that as it may, madam, we shall soon sell custom crockery
for noble and commoner alike, in finest brush and in six styles
though should you still desire piercing, and mind you not hard poison
I do retain engraving needles fresh from runic carving
perhaps an eyebrow without delay, or bandages before your leaving
for while amusing, your brief stay has troubled mild Stabsworth
who clearly took you for a thief, and then the matter of your pay
three clean slashes, scarification, does not come cheap
nor bitter gall and ash to seal, should you, brave lady reveal
the error of your chosen ways, do kindly reckon up, and then
good day
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